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If it only works on Dave's machine: je to na hovno.
JETOMRDKA.COM / AN UNNECESSARY PERSONAL ADVERT
20 years of engineering.
And now I need a landing page. Kurva.
I’ve been making things with computers since 1989. The professional part started in 2006. Apparently I still need a responsive page to explain that.
Built with AI, sarcasm, and a deeply questionable use of time.
IT'S NOT A PRODUCT. IT'S AN ATTITUDE. / MÉNĚ KECŮ. VÍC INŽENÝRSTVÍ. / SRAČKY JSOU VOLITELNÉ.
01 / THE PROBLEM
I built a website to tell you I build things.
Apparently, being good at engineering isn't enough. I must also be good at explaining how good I am at engineering.
Then I need a LinkedIn profile explaining my portfolio, a CV summarizing my LinkedIn profile, and an AI-generated cover letter explaining why anyone should read the CV.
And naturally, another website advertising all of the above. Je to mrdka.
02 / AI PERSONAL BRANDING MACHINE™
Ordinary work. Corporate sračky.
A local parody generator. It sends nothing anywhere and calls no AI service. That's already more transparent than most personal branding.
CORPORATE AI / SIMULATED
Spearheaded a mission-critical transformation of software delivery infrastructure, unlocking operational excellence and stakeholder alignment.
03 / LINKEDIN HEADLINE GENERATOR™
Make me sound more important.
Senior Build Engineer
A title is cheaper than a working build.
04 / CV INFLATION MACHINE™
Used Jenkins. Now with 400% more adjectives.
Used Jenkins to keep builds running.
05 / DISCLOSURE
Yes, I used AI.
No, it didn't give me the experience.
AI helped with the concepts, copy, code, and technical notes across my sites. This page is part of that experiment.
The professional history in my actual portfolio comes from my LinkedIn CV. I’ve worked with build infrastructure, automation, Linux, embedded systems, game builds, and satellite software verification.
AI is a tool. Not a personality. Not a qualification. And definitely not a substitute for knowing when something is broken. To je na hovno.
06 / ENGINEERING REALITY
Things that don't fit in a LinkedIn banner.
Automation
Automating a bad process just makes the problem faster. Sračky na druhou.
Architecture
More complexity isn't more engineering.
Debugging
The logs don't care about your feelings.
07 / SRAČKOMĚR™
How bad is the process?
Surprisingly functional. Please don't schedule a meeting about it.
08 / CORPORATE EXCUSE GENERATOR™
Every outage needs a narrative.
It's not broken. It's expressing its individuality.
09 / METRICS, ALLEGEDLY
Numbers for people who like numbers.
The percentages below are fictional satire. The dates above describe my own history.
347%more professional credibility*
100%AI-enhanced marketing sračky*
0%independently verified corporate synergy*
*Not measured. Obviously.
10 / ABOUT THE AUTHOR
An engineer. Not a personal brand.
I'm Juhapekka Piiroinen. My professional work started in 2006. Before that, I was already making things with computers in 1989.
I've worked across build systems, game infrastructure, Linux, embedded tools, and satellite software verification. Apparently that's not enough anymore. I also need a portfolio, a LinkedIn profile, a CV, and a carefully optimized narrative.
So here we are. I used AI to help make this ridiculous advert. If I'm going to join the personal-branding circus, I might as well automate the circus. Kurva.
Enough marketing. See the real work ↗11 / THE OTHER LAYER
The showcase still works.
This ordinary page also demonstrates AmoosedWeb: its image carries a separate, verified site experience. The moose extension can discover it. See how AmoosedWeb works ↗
12 / INTERNATIONAL TRANSLATION DEPARTMENT
What does “Jetomrdka” mean?
Reveal the highly professional explanation
“Je to mrdka” is a Czech and Slovak vulgar complaint about something lousy or troublesome. On this site it means: yes, this whole personal-branding exercise is absurd. To je na hovno.
13 / FEEDBACK OPERATIONS
File a complaint. Locally.
THE END / THANKS, LINKEDIN
You've just read an entire website about why this website shouldn't need to exist.
And now you're considering clicking the portfolio link. Marketing worked. Kurva.
Fine. Here's the actual portfolio ↗
OFFICIAL APPROVER
Ruma approves.
Possibly the only honest endorsement on this page.